I hate Taylor right now, because she tells me she’s going to be two hours away from where I live and I don’t know how I’d go visit her.
fuck you Taylor omg
1. this is late.
2. I’M SORRY! & who knows if we are going. It isn’t solid. & i’m also not sure which place we will go too. I have to write down all the info & give them to my mom to decide on. But still we will be no more than 2 hours away from each other!
moment of silence for your favorite blog that has turned into a 1D blog
Hi i’m too lazy to search for your thing to message you.
But if you try to text me, i will not respond since my cousin decided to knock my phone into the pool (jk it was an accident but it freaking sucks.) & therefore it died. I should be getting a new one by wednesday though. So just a heads up if you have tried to communicate with me since yesterday i have not been able to get it.
Oh & you’re a whore. :)
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I guarantee a penis will be trying to go up your butt. There are 7 people here. & at least 5 of them have a penis. i’m not good at math, but i know that the odds are certainly not in your butt’s favor.My butt is not happy about this. I can’t. no. SORRY ANON, FANTASY DENIED. I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING GOING IN THE OFF LIMITS CAVE.
“the off limits cave.” i just can’t. the fact this conversation is so normal for us is just…
sorry to ruin things for you anon. Chelsea has an irrational butt sex fear.
GUYS
(meaning Faith, Chelsea, & Arfa)
Why do i feel like this describes the majority of our tinychats? bahaha
“She writes smut about Dexter’s laboratory??? …I mean i don’t judge.”
David Karp pronounced it like Jif, the peanut butter brand. And clearly his word is law.
YESSSS! SUCK IT CHELSEA!!!!!
I may or may not have just used a staple remover to pluck my eyebrows a little.
Also i’m kinda scared to go see the movie tonight. I feel like it will be kinda cheesy & i won’t get into it.
….
Like..don’t judge me. Especially using a 1d gif. But no there were some that were bothering me & i’m at work with no tweezers & then i saw the remover & was like hmmm they kinda snap together, this may work. & it did. Shut up Chels.
hhahahaha i love you anon. Chelsea that is what you get for posting a long ass question list.suck my dick, Taylor.
Ohh i’m sorry i didn’t know you actually had a dick for me to suck. Oh wait thats right..you don’t. Whore.
‘I want to burn down you whole house.’
Taylor is rude, and cannot spell. Or she was trying to be ghetto.
What would Jesus think?
Maybe if you wouldn’t ask ignorant questions i wouldn’t have to go ghetto on you.
Also i know that your dash now is that stupid freaking 1d thing & i am disgusted to see my face on top of who ever’s chest that may be.
*insert a Ben crying gif*
